mediocre poll, part deux Now that we've named our signs, wanna see how we all match up? Thrrrrpt! /

Mine LuckyDucky, Irie, devdev (good thing I'm veg-friendly...), lala, postal, lostinlife, NewEngland, omg and sad_girl. Hopefully not all at the same time though...

damn, i was hoping all at the same time... imagine how much we'd save on heat!... i dibs on the middle!

we'd need a very, very big bed Either that or lots of rope and pulleys. ;-( Now that I'm back from work, I noticed I missed sushi and feisty. That makes 11 total. You might have trouble breathing in the middle...

great make me a bloody steak, please. I'll bring the wine.

i don't subscribe to that part of astrology. i need to feel that fully 12/12's of the gay female population is susceptible to my charms. except virgos. i hate virgos.

but you still want them to want you, right?

way to spot the flaw x/xths it is. how *you* doin'?

mine according to me, from my experience and not from a chart: postie Cookin' Butch sushihunter bullydawg omgx maybe sad girl, depending on that gemini rising from my previous encounters, I find myself doing better with taurus, sag, and aries (brief no nonsense rollercoasters of hot sex!) libras, virgos, scorps and geminis, not so much.

Apparently Capricorns are the chopped liver of the romance world.

cunt! you haven't sexed a good cap, then.

you shall overcome CAPRICORN You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basiy chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.

Singularly inaccurate.

can you post that horoscope? I love the describt or just post Libra.

here CAPRICORN You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basiy chickenshit There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself. AQUARIUS You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand you are inclined to be careless and impractical Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk . PISCES You have a vivid imagination and often think you axe being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence over your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people screw small animals and pick their noses. ARIES You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice . You are a prick. TAURUS You are practical and persistent. You have dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamn communist. GEMINI You are quick and intelligent, and a thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. However you are also a cheap bastard. Gemini's are liars, notoriously lousy lovers and thrive on incest. CANCER You are sympathetic and understanding to other peoples problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit.

and here LEO You-consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most Leo's are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving bastards and kiss mirrors a lot. VIRGO You are the logical type and hate disorder. This shit-picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while screwing. Virgo's make good bus drivers and pimps. LIBRA You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a male, you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease. SCORPIO You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpio people are murderers. SAGITTARIUS You are optimistic and overly enthusiastic You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck because you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks and potheads. People laugh at you lot because you are always getting fucked.

ha ha so not true!