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rajewski

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2011-02-08 11-58-22

Any good April fools jokes? tomorrow is that day.......kinky would be preferrable...thanks!
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2011-02-11 0-48-40-

Haha when my older sister worked at HEB its a grocery store in Texas, well anyways one of her co-workers told her a Mr. Fox ed and gave her the number to the Houston Zoo. LOL my sister was a manager so she ed the number...it was so funny when she told me and our dad....weirdly enough my sister met her husband, at HEB too he worked in the meat section of the store.
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  • holgate

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    2011-02-12 2-54-55-

    hmmmmmmmm i might just use that one tomorrow......pretty harmless and funny! Thanks!
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    2011-02-13 7-03-43-

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    2011-02-26 6-56-48-

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    2011-03-04 2-57-35-

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    2011-04-01 2-07-34-

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    2011-04-20 8-41-35-

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    2011-08-13 22-06-52

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