you don't have to stay home just lower your expectations! it's the key to happiness ;-)

or don't have expectations that's what i'm trying to teach myself currently

or you can be like uppy and aspire to date the homeless.

i'm guessing the paris hilton style trade?

seriously, fuck Metropolatin. Rich hipster central. Go to Hens (hahahahaha - I'm kidding) Go to Catty. The Park Slope crowd is MUCH better then Williamsburg.

people suck everywhere and yes, the ones you desribe are especially onerous. shun them or fuck them, just don't let them in your head. they will always suffer being pretentious assholes, you can choose not to be bitter.

You _have to_ socialize with them? Someone's holding a gun to your head and saying "You! Go be friends with those people, or I'm pullin' the trigger!"

that's a great drawing!

Precisely You hit the nail on the head.

Lesbo communities are small

yeah! or dogs who act like cats! whatever

four out of five cats agree!

class privilige is one of those things most people just don't get. if i had a dollar for every lesbian who's told me they understand poverty because they ate ramen in grad school...... i'd have like x bucks.

I understand poverty because I once ate tomato soup made from stolen ketchup packages (as recommended by our dear government in their tips on living on x cents a day.) Can I have your x bucks?