O.K. Let me see if you guys'll buy this one My best friend had sisters who were twins. We all grew up in the same small town. The twins turned out real nice and real wild. They both ran away at about 14 yrs. old and started dancing in clubs near Jax, Fl. A couple years later one of them came to see me and I suggested we take a ride down to the river. We did and I got the car stuck in a huge mud puddle. I just turned to her and said, "Well.. we're here. What'cha wanna do?" She was all over me in seconds, pulling my shirt off, kissing my chest, and telling me that she'd wanted to do this for years. I was rock hard and tried to make out like I wasn't lost. It was my first time. She got on top of me and bounced til' I came. then we repeated the program twice more. Hot autumn night, all sweaty, and lovin' it. Several months later her sister shows up at my house (parents house) and comes right up to me and kisses me. Says, "I heard about you! I want some of that!" She was nowhere as good as her sister. So, fact or fiction?

i have a bit of trouble buying 14 at a stripclub ...but i dont know how they are in JAX

Strange, but true.

Down by the river with a runaway stripper in Florida? I swear I saw that in a movie.

isn't that a bob dlyan song?

Ok....here's one.... I was x or so, living in Key West, in the Navy....met a young girl that turned out to be a runaway....wont go into details but yea, we fucked all the time....she basiy stayed with me in the barracks all the time, pretty sure she didnt have a place to go....about x months into it....I meet her uncle, turns out she is x and the family has been looking for her for awhile....they didnt press charges or anything but they did take her back to Harrisburg, PA... Serious as shit

are you fucking serious?!?!

Yep....big time.... She went by "Angel" when I knew her but it was years back...like x or so

I ended up going from E-x to E-x because of her to be honest....

Damn, two grades? Harsh! My buddies in AIT only got one grade for failing a drug test!

I was already on a suspended bust and was on restriction to the barracks....I jumped restriction because of her....had to see her....you know, x and stupid as shit....ran into an E-x that liked her also and the bastard turned me in....lot of buddies wanted to beat the shit out of him but I told them no, I didnt need beating the shit out of an NCO on top of everything else.... Navy and me didnt get along very well....had a CPT ask me during a hearing just why I joined the Navy and told him that I joined for the Nuke program so I could make a ton after being in for awhile....he said that wasnt very patriotic and I replied with "Patriotic, hell Sir, I did that when I went in the Marines at x!" That didnt go over very well.... :)

*sighs* And I do have a thing for navy guys and nukes... lol

Dont forget....Marines was before the Navy I didnt finish nuke power school....basiy, after about a year or so, I got asked what my LPO wanted to do, he had to see the CPT about me, he could do one of two things, tell him the truth and I would stay, mainly because I did my job, played well with others, all that crap....or he could lie, tell him I as a piece of shit....by that time I had had it....I told him to lie, two weeks later, I was out... But I played it smart, blamed everything on booze....got my Honorable with no problem

you're still hot in my book!

LOL! Aw shucks baby

*pinches your ass* LOL