What if your mother told you that she met your father one day because he was drunk driving and ran into her. For some reason they connected with each other while exchanging the information and she started dating him, even though she was already in a long term relationship at the time. So then she eventually leaves her longterm boyfriend for this person who ran into her. They eventually marry each other and then have you as their child. Would that make you think less of your parents?

If only my parents were that interesting

No, considering some of the stuff I've done they don't know about.

so you're saying your mother enjoyed being rear-ended?

lol! wel played :)